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		<title>Pulp Pirate 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahar, me words can be in ye ears again! The most recent Flash Cast by the pulp fiction geniuses at Flash Pulp contains one of me little tales. Tis me Orthodontic Odyssey &#8211; a story of magic, miniature pirates and well-bosomed ladies. It&#8217;s with a new microphone and sounds especially nice. So you should listen &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/23/pulp-pirate-5/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1347&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Scale of the Universe &#8211; An Interactive Flash Animation</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/22/the-scale-of-the-universe-an-interactive-flash-animation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Assorted Ramblin&#039;s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cosmos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[existential whimpering]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yaarr, a brings ye a treasure o&#8217; the scientifical world. If ever ye&#8217;ve looked up at the stars, or into the gapin&#8217; mouth of a whale ye&#8217;ll no doubt have pondered ye own inconsequence in the greater scheme o&#8217; the universe. Contrariwise, if ye&#8217;ve ever emboldened yeself by looking down on a whelk or weevil &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/22/the-scale-of-the-universe-an-interactive-flash-animation/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1355&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Primeval Entertainment</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/19/the-primeval-entertainment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Franklyn de Gashe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh the horror of humanity. Their dreadful lowing as they mimble incompetently. The noisome clots of mankind, reeking enthusiastically. Their hateful prattle drove me to a killing spree. But all the murders in the borough could not salve the fire in my mind ignited by their endless empty chatter. Even my habitual practice of mounting &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/19/the-primeval-entertainment/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1338&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Dancing Adventure</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/15/the-dancing-adventure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adventures]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allow me to relate to ye the tale o&#8217; Alan and the giant. Burly he were, and rough and tumble in manner except for his feet. Childlike would be the kindest way to describe &#8216;em, for they were minute and soft with the daintiest nails o&#8217; which ye could conceive. Defining his tasks aboard ship&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/15/the-dancing-adventure/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1327&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Cloistered Entertainment</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/13/the-cloistered-entertainment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was rousted from my slumbering bower by a titanic shrieking. The previous evening I’d taken to bed amidst the trees following an indulgence of absinthe and laudanum. The tree I presume, must have presented the best vantage when surveying the territory for tigers and other beasts which might offer untimely wounding. That said I &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/13/the-cloistered-entertainment/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1318&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Missing Metacarpal Adventure</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/07/the-missing-metacarpal-adventure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tale of me best mate, No Hands Mick. Gaargh, his name’s not for nothing, rather it aptly describes the absence o’ those fancy paws that elevate we men over the cunning beasts that continually plot our downfall. Aye – fear ye bears and ye fish for they mean us ill. Mayhap they’ve tails but tis ye crochet-enablin’ fingers and thumbs that let us bob on the waves, but Mick’s fisty mishaps began on land. <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/02/07/the-missing-metacarpal-adventure/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1266&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pirate Pictures (from Nottingham Live)</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/24/pirate-pictures-from-nottingham-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahoy me splendid and not  at all scurvy hearties! I had a grand time reading at Nottingham Live at The Maze last Friday. I was spinning my tales between acoustic sets upstairs (who were all marvellous) and got the opportunity to read one in ye big room downstairs (All Washed Up &#8211; a light tale &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/24/pirate-pictures-from-nottingham-live/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1252&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shankilium &#8211; the Alloy of Angry Verse</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/23/shankilium-the-alloy-of-angry-verse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah happy, the New Year has slunk over the edge of the calendar. It&#8217;s actually been a good start to the year. I missed Blue Monday entirely and it seems only fitting to catch up with some more bitter verse. Work has that effect. And frankly, if I weren&#8217;t writing this stuff down I&#8217;d be &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/23/shankilium-the-alloy-of-angry-verse/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1248&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Alex Trepan in Midnight Shopping &#8211; Chapter 3 of 3 Jam and the Maiden</title>
		<link>http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/16/alex-trepan-in-midnight-shopping-chapter-3-of-3-jam-and-the-maiden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chapter One &#8211; Shopping and Shouting Chapter Two &#8211; Prawn Ring Chapter Three &#8211; Jam and the Maiden The gloom in the supermarket was broken only by light of the emergency exit signs. The soft green glow reflected off the shards of glass and shells that writhed in the ooze of jams. The crayfish seemed &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/16/alex-trepan-in-midnight-shopping-chapter-3-of-3-jam-and-the-maiden/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1242&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pub Pirate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahoy me land-lubberised pals! Tis time for poetry and yarn-spinning of a comical nature while firmly ensconced in the embrace of a tavern. Aye &#8211; tis time once more for Pub Poetry and for ye residents of Burton on Trent and Nottingham tis a boon time for the soul. First &#8211; Pub Poetry in Burton &#8230; <a href="http://captainpigheart.com/2012/01/11/pub-pirate/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=captainpigheart.com&amp;blog=9570233&amp;post=1238&amp;subd=captainpigheart&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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