Gaargh, I’m back on ye Flash Cast! Tis just a short warning on this occasion and I am but a week late in the posting of it!
Listen to it now:
The wondrous folk of Flash Pulp have once more been content to add one of me gentle tales of oceanic erotica to their splendid pulp magazine show. Aye that’s right, me party favourite The Mermaid’s Tale can be in your ears in moments:
Gaargh, a short while ago I bought a fancy new microphone recording contraption and have been cheerfully allowing it to hoover up me word noises. Most of it’s going on the reverbnation.com\captainpigheart page but such is the fun and greatness of Flash Pulp I thought it would be cool to sort of premiere the stories in their Flash Casts whenever they find a gap to fill in their diverse schedule. Well here’s the next one:
As if ye couldn’t get enough pirate stuffed in ye ears – there’s even more from the fabulous folks at Flash Pulp. Not content to push out massive exciting pulp fiction epics (ye gods, the recent Blackhall six-parter!) the genius trio continue to pop out the magnificent magazine podcast Flash Cast more or less once a week.
Ye captain’s proud to contribute the odd yarn and twas only when countin’ with me numbers that I realised this was me seventh appearance in such gloried company! Recently re-scribbled and freshly illustrated it seemed a good time to record The Culinary Confession of Monty McBuboe for the pulp listeners.
If you haven’t already started listening to Flash Pulp then now is a fantastic time to start. Multiple read or listen story threads (now reaching heights of awesomeness), community chatter, Wikis and even an Android app. Gaargh, Flash Pulp is most definitely the mermaid’s fins.
Once more me heart rebounds with pride from me captivating ribcage. Aye, the folks at Flash Pulp have been kind enough to include one o’ me tales in their most recent FlashCast. Tis a short one this, The Dancing Adventure which takes the form of an alphabetical game; mayhap ye’ll be able to tell.
Tis the usual quality FlastCast with much pulp chattering and fine contributions from Jeff Lynch, ‘Doc Azrael’ by Doc Blue, Three Day Fish‘s film reviews and so much more. Tis like finding a lost barrel o’ rum with an old friend in it.
Ahar, me words can be in ye ears again! The most recent Flash Cast by the pulp fiction geniuses at Flash Pulp contains one of me little tales. Tis me Orthodontic Odyssey – a story of magic, miniature pirates and well-bosomed ladies. It’s with a new microphone and sounds especially nice. So you should listen in. My yarn’s about an hour in if you’re the impatient sort, but I’d powerfully commend to ye the entire helping of pulp related information and debate and an epic series of guest contributions (including me own humble gibbering). I still get an enormous thrill from the sound of me own guest intro music courtesy o’ Jessica May.
Gaargh, one o’ me proudest lootings this year has been getting to know the pulp wizards of Flash Pulp. Tis an especial Christmas thrill to get an episode of me own. I recorded me Accursed Christmas tale for Flash Cast – a story of zombies and festive good cheer, leprosy and pragmatism. Enjoy! I have no words to express me gratitude. I’ll plunder for ye, snare merwenches, frot with dangerous beasts and write ye poetry – name it. Merry Christmas to Flash Pulp and the Flash Mob.