May I present me latest ravin’s to ye, ‘Captain Pigheart’s Theological Adventure‘.
I be grateful to ye mysterious Pressed Witch for her delvin’ into me rum-soaked mind and unravellin’ the soggy innards for ye pleasure.
I hopes ye be likin’ it, though I have several planks for dissentin’ law-mongers to stroll springily along.
Ye be in me thoughts on occasion,
Ignatius Pigheart (Captain)