Ahoy mates! Gaaargh, I be glad to bring ye the latest chronicles of me misadventures at sea. This one be Captain Pigheart in the Valley of Seth. Ye may have already had an update o’ this one through Facebook – that’s right your Cap’n’s gone the whole sealion and set up a fan page for ye amusement and interactivity – search for Captain Pigheart (’tis easy).
I’ll be seein’ ye soon, an’ possibly blastin’ ye with cannon.
Captain Ignatius Pigheart