The legends of a disgusting sea hobo.
Informative and educational – learn to woo a merwench just like a pirate would.
Christmas falls from the skies, in the form of a charming elf.
Revealed – the mystery of how No Hands Mick lost his hands, and of our first meeting.
Pirates love to dance – to the death!
To drown, perchance to die – and yet, there’s always a way out.
There’s risks to takin’ a savage grocer’s girl as a gift.
Our ship’s chef’s a hideous leper with a magic recipe book.
Terrible monsters besiege us as we fight for the King of Tarsus.
When ye’re bootlegging with the worst of ‘em it pays to keep yer mouth shut.
Swashbuckling battle takes us across the sea and into a fog bank of horror.
While being pursued by mermen keen to avenge their sister’s honour we’re attacked by penguins.
Sweetness and romance, despite all we’ve done.
The bells, the bells! That damn ringin’ll drive ye plain insane.
There’s beautiful busty merwenches and there are fearsome tooth-faced ones too.
Being stranded and hunted by evil night lobsters proves a substantial obstacle to survival.
Me dear brother magically overcomes his own shortcomings and meets a wonderful lass.
The horror of the birds! They’re not really cute little things.