Admiral Kneehorn imprisons me mates, tis up to me and a poppy-addled crew to save them.
Tragedy Strikes Mistress Squidlington’s All Singing All Dancing Cockle Club
Tis rarely wise to have an undersea bar open to the sea.
The Blissfully Brief Tale of Luckless Larry and King Clam
The King of the Merfolk’s a testy bugger – leave him well alone.
The Slut-Mouthed Toad
Nature’s a frequently vile thing which interrupts the sweetest o’ moments.
Captain Pigheart’s Paternal Adventure
Or, How The Noble Captain Abraham Seaflange Rescued Me From Ye Orphanage.
Captain Pigheart’s Assassination Adventure
Me early days spent in paid hits with Hamish McMuffin on assassinatory assignations.
Captain Pigheart’s Gastronomical Adventure
In the jungle there’s a wealth of tasty beasts, sometimes they fight back.
Captain Pigheart’s Exquisite Mermaid Adventure
Ahar, I venture below the waves for a taste o’ merwenchery.
Captain Pigheart’s Buoyant Adventure
When a pirate’s ship’s stranded on a sandbank there’s few tales such as ‘James and The Giant Peach’ which we’ll not plunder for inspiration.
Captain Pigheart’s Misfortunate Mate Adventure
The disaster-strewn life of First Mate Billy No Mates.
Captain Pigheart’s Terrified Adventure
Time travel, dinosaurs and a crewmate obsessed with finding a new outfit.
Captain Pigheart’s Hermitage Adventure
In a fit o’ depression I seek refuge in a colony of hermit crabs.
Captain Pigheart’s Reparative Adventure
Me many crimes lead me to justice, and the need to escape from it.
Captain Pigheart’s Cetacean Adventure
A Finnish whale punching holiday goes horribly wrong.
Captain Pigheart’s Stowaway Adventure
A curious recluse lurks in the bowels of our ship, but for good or ill?
Captain Pigheart’s Birthday Party Adventure
Aye, it’s me birthday, gonna get presents and drink a lot and get attacked by a sea monster.
Ye Dastardly Pirate Prairie Dogs
Cute though they seem, when ye encounter wild prairie mutts of the ocean ye’ll smile no more.
The Hubristic Adventure
When a man steals all of ye proudest moments, ye have to fight back.
The Moist Pirate
A quiet evenin’s conversation on the whale ale.
An Amorous Pirate
Captain Loveheart struts the best of his chat up lines.