Ahar mates – I keep forgettin’ to remind ye that I’ve been recording me tales on a ball o’ twine and a magnetic banana for ye listening pleasure, should you be too busy or lazy to read. This is me tribute to one of the finest science fiction authors, the wonderful John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris – a lengthy but worthy name for so fine an author.

Captain Pigheart’s Exquisite Mermaid Adventure
A tale o’ love beneath the waves. When the captain falls overboard he’s rescued by his one-time maritime love – ye mermaid.

