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Franklyn de Gashe’s Audio Entertainments

Franklyn Feels Your Pain

Reading can be a terrible pest of an activity and I entirely sympathise the general indolence that flourishes throughout our community. As a considerate fellow I feel duty bound to lighten your burden by recording a pair of my adventures upon a wax cylinder and fire them through the webspace at you like auditory torpedoes.

The King’s Cross Entertainment

After a spell in the country I returned to the city and immediately delved into its debauched netherworld.

The Simian Entertainment

My attempts to create the perfect servant rather backfire at the club.

I do hope they fill a void within your aching heart, an ache I would be only to happy to cleave from your suffering flesh.

Should you have the gift of literacy and desire to gorge yourself upon words, you may read them below:

The King’s Cross Entertainment

The Simian Entertainment

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