Ahoy me brazen hearties, tis a great delight to be able to give ye a glimpse o’ ye beloved Captain deliverin’ me tales before a live audience.
Twas a delightful affair, midst ye Nottingham Comedy Festival, and though ye Mermaid’s Tale be fairly comprehensible there were a fair few ales in me belly by the time we reached The Polar Adventure.
Ahoy! Enjoy!
Ye bitter twists o’ winter wrenched our sails about, shakin’ shard o’ ice onto the crew below. Twas a sound akin to dogs bein’ attacked by the Christmas tree they’ve
Captain Ignatius Pigheart samples the dubious pleasures of ‘Old Maisy’s Hole’, one of the few hostelries that offer welcome to a man of the sea. Within its dank walls lie
The good Captain Ignatius Pigheart and his friend Horatio the Hermit are spending a penny or two in ye another Scandinavian bar. Their conversation degrades along with the whale ale.
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