Franklyn Feels Your Pain
Reading can be a terrible pest of an activity and I entirely sympathise the general indolence that flourishes throughout our community. As a considerate fellow I feel duty bound to lighten your burden by recording a pair of my adventures upon a wax cylinder and fire them through the webspace at you like auditory torpedoes.
The King’s Cross Entertainment
After a spell in the country I returned to the city and immediately delved into its debauched netherworld.
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The Simian Entertainment
My attempts to create the perfect servant rather backfire at the club.
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I do hope they fill a void within your aching heart, an ache I would be only to happy to cleave from your suffering flesh.
Should you have the gift of literacy and desire to gorge yourself upon words, you may read them below: