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A Pirate Nativity

Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:

Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:


Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:

The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?

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