I was almost knocked down by the squealing porcine form that barrelled down my dark passageway. As I turned into the parlour I found myself agog at the gaggle of gorgeous girls gathered before me. Heinz had no doubt fled in shame at the ill-fitting lederhosen I insisted the rotund little German wear.

Franklyn de Gashe – The Simian Entertainment
In which Franklyn unwisely leaves his laboratory unattended so he can enjoy a snifter at the club. His inhuman experiments on near-humans prove to be ill-advised and even brandy cannot resolve the ensuing fracas.