Oh god the rambling stupid mass daily at my door, in my inbox; the streets are clogged with semi-sentience. To mumble perchance to speak? How I hate the crowds.
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Skankrabatic – The Sinuous Twist of Angry Poetry
There’s Book Learnin’ And There’s Stoopit
Ah you bleating fuckwit
The words fall out of you
Like an upended shit bucket,
Full of waste ideas
Half-digested notions.
You never understood.
A Damp Homage
I feel it on my fingers
and between my toes.
Your blood is slowly congealing
Amidst your deathy throes.
That buzzing in my ears
Is your screaming tears.
The Bright Side
Sometimes I feel
Overstressed
Tense or sad
Then I reflect
With the brightest of grins
That sooner
Or later
We’ll all be dead
Lovehearts
Oh, pulpy heart
Squeeze the bitch tits
Of aortic thump thump
Mash with cardiac fist
Grind with pulsating finger punch
Flow blood, to death.
Just Make Them Up
If you don’t trust the numbers
Don’t ask-
Hush
Don’t speak.
The numbers are out to get you;
They know you can’t count,
Can’t add them as friends.
Freak Show
This room is full of ugly mirrors.
Infinite regress of shattering hideousness.
Shards of toothless uncompromising foulness,
The out and in.
Jangling Jargon
Brain mashing repetition,
Copied rhetoric and babble.
I take your point
And stab you with it;
Knife in your back
You won’t feel it;
Numbed by words.
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0 thoughts on “Beer Review: Four Zero Alcohol Beers”
Entertaining, and informative; wonderful! I shall be sure to give the Erdinger a try, I’m not against the idea of having a regular weekday tipple which comes free of alcohol.
Thanks! I had fun trying three of them. I’m drinking Erdinger right now…
Great article. Excellent info but it does of course encourage me to try the Becks Blue for curiosity value! Personally I favour Fentimans Ginger Beer for an old fashioned zingy tingle when I am off the booze.
Thanks Spangles! Fentiman’s do do excellent ginger beer, I alternated that with Nanny State last night.
I’d advise against the Beck’s Blue unless you have the senseless mouth of a dead camel. I’ll pay my respects at your CAMRA funeral…
I stopped drinking for a couple of years, and decided to start trying low/alcohol-free beers. I ordered pretty much every single one online available.
The German ones were the best, but I still did not find one that really tasted like beer.
I then got back into real beer again when I discovered that ICE cold beer tastes so much better. then I got diabetes, so now I have to stop again.
Tesco seems to have quite a good range now, but the only one I found that really tasted like beer was brewdog, which is very hoppy, which I do not like.
Today I was in Sainsbury and spotted the CZECH beer, and to my surprise, it actually tastes like beer, to the point I think I can happily drink this.
I have seen the Erdinger many times before, but never bothered with it due to the fact it says isotonic drink, so I just assumed it would be crap. I will give it a try next time.
oh and yes Becks Blue is vile piss water 🙂
It’s truly an appalling drink. To give a worse hangover than the alcoholic version is staggering.
Sainsbury’s had four new alcohol free beers the other day! I’m due another tasting session. The new Brewdog raspberry sour is especially good.