Tonight we do Derby! Actually, I do Derby all day today: BBC Radio Derby at about 10.15, then Knickerbocker Glorious from 11 till 3 in the Market Square, and then interrobang at 7.30. I am Derby.

Slightly Broken: Things that make a difference
Do you have a cat? I do. This is the beast. There remains, cliched and predictable, the incredible value of a creature whose affection is unconditional, semi-dependant and gloriously mercurial.

