Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:
Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:
Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:
The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?
It feels like it’s been sunny for weeks and this morning’s break into chilly rain feels like a shock to the system. Being back on a half night’s sleep doesn’t
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Leicester Comedy Festival has arrived, crashing into 2024 will all the force of a rhino clutching a calendar shouting the time has come! It’s all cool stuff: Unspeakable Acts Wednesday
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Very Nice.
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