Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:
Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:
Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:
The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?
Somewhere, recently, two weeks have been misplaced… I’m pretty sure they happened, but I’m damned if I can tell you what I did that took up a whole fortnight. Oh
Ah, February, My Old Nemesis Alright, that’s a bit melodramatic… I’ve perked up considerably and the prospect of February brings me neither fear nor hope. It’s been a very quiet
I have granted myself a small lie-in this morning and feel pleasantly relaxed as a result. Also, I failed to note that it was a bank holiday and my weekday
