Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:
Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:
Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:
The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?
Yarr, I’m pleased to say I’ll be hostin’ a brace o’ spoken word events this coming week of the comic variety in Nottingham. They’re both open mic, the first strictly
Gaargh! Ye captain’s thrilled to have been invited to guest compere for The Hellfire Harlots at the Nottingham Roller Derby team’s next Sailor Jerry Launch Party on Saturday 28th April
I feel good today. Again, I’m measuring inner health purely on the strength of having slept or not, which is not strictly the best measure, but given the overwhelming focus
