Follow Captain Pigheart on WordPress.com
Search

Alphabetic Dialogue 5 Garden Centre

image

‘Hoe!’
‘I beg your pardon’
‘Just saving what I see’
‘Kiss my arse’
‘Look who’s all touchy’
‘My arse, your face’
‘Nice.’
‘Oh grow up’
‘Perhaps we should start again’
‘Quickly before I stab you with something’
‘Raking it all over again am I?’
‘Sometimes I really dislike you’
‘Touche’
‘Unless you’re going to buy something, can we just go please’
‘Vases, great big stone garden vases’
‘Why…?’
‘eXpecting something more masculine?’
‘You can buy whatever you want’
‘Zebras! Huge plastic zebras’
‘And if you get one you’ll never get back in the house’
‘But it would great in the front garden’
‘Cock’
‘Don’t start that again – it’s retail time’
‘Everyone thinks you’re a dick’
‘Fork you’
‘Going now… Bye’

Read More of Flash Fiction

Similar Stuff

Share This Thing

0 thoughts on “Gig: Splendour in Nottingham 20th July 2013

  1. I would like to thank you for the efforts you have put in penning this website.
    I really hope to see the same high-grade content by you later on as well.
    In truth, your creative writing abilities has encouraged me to get my very own site now 😉

  2. Hey there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was
    wondering which blog platform are you using for this site?
    I’m getting tired of WordPress because I’ve had problems with
    hackers and I’m looking at options for another platform.
    I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.