Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:
Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:
Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:
The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?
Thank you so much to all the people who have followed the news about Colin Barnfather who went missing in the Scottish Highlands two weeks ago, and the subsequent discovery
Gaargh! Ye captain’s thrilled to have been invited to guest compere for The Hellfire Harlots at the Nottingham Roller Derby team’s next Sailor Jerry Launch Party on Saturday 28th April
Stag Action Ahar, tis a fractional delay in posting this week. Me apologies. Tis the result of spending all weekend engaged in stag party activity for me dinky brother. A
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Very Nice.