Gaargh, pirates love Christmas just like all ye landlubbers, and t’ mark ye festivities the good ship Lollipop’n ‘er crew brings yer a pirativity:
Ye wise piratical folk come t’offer the lad treasure from across the seas:
Ye angel Gabriel be a-watchin’ from ye sky with ‘is twin blades o’ cheer and merrity:
The proud parents wi’ their beautiful baby boy, garrgh, ain’t ‘e cute?
